If only. Because some of Matt's MySpace pictures literally make me squee with fangirly glee.


Matt's caption for this one read to the effect of: "A couple of guys...becoming partners and friends...on camera and off!" To which I say, "Yeah, you're partners all right." Just take Matt's dad out of the equation, and Matt has practically confirmed himself and MVP as a couple (and has effectively made me come in my pants). Aww, Matt, you even brought MVP home to meet your dad. HOW CUTE.


The caption for this picture said, "This man and I hold some of the biggest secrets in the WWE..." To which I say, "the fact that you're both homosexuals has not escaped us, Matthew." Matt + Edge = great couple and epic sexual tension, what with the Lita fiasco from years ago. Rawr. I guarantee you they had glorious make-up sex, though. Good Lord. (If nippa56 hadn't written those marvelous Matt/MVP fics, these two would so totally be my OTP.)

I'm really done for tonight. I'm going to dream about these three young guys having a delicious menage a trois! ::foams at the mouth::