So, I'm doing this because, well, I'm a dumbass and easily amused.

I'll start off, then the rest are behind a cut.



I'm not sure whose legs those are; judging by how fucked up they are and the camo pants I'm willing to bet that it's Matt. But oh God, HHH's FACE IS HILARIOUS.

( I need a life )

Yeah, okay so it mostly ended up being Matt/MVP. STFU, THEY ARE MY OTP.

Also, flaming76 and I are talking on AIM and she can remember me being in love with Jeff years ago. I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS AT ALL AND AM THEREFORE TICKLED BEYOND BELIEF. She was all, "When did you switch from Jeff to Matt?" and my reaction was, "I liked JEFF?!"

See y'all later! <3

Item the First: There isn't a damn thing that can beat a summer car ride with the windows down and "Paradise City" blaring through your speakers at a deafening volume. Period.

Item the Second: Didn't get to see Harry Potter 6 or what-the-fuck-ever it is. I figured since I haven't finished all of the books I should probably get through the series first. At least I'll have one more chance to redeem myself.

Item the Third: The crush I have on Matt Hardy fades just a tiny bit every day. I think it's because he's one of the stupidest bastards on the face of this earth, which is actually a good thing because now my older brother will have some company. There are times when I'm mortified to be a Hardy fan, but I'm still proud of it in some way.

Item the Fourth: I'm starting to get into the Cena/Orton fandom. God help us all...

Item the Fifth: I remember the first time I saw this segment back in 1999 (Christian being whipped by 'Taker for revealing the whereabouts of Ken's sister to Ken), and all I could do was sit there like a horny twit and be just a tad embarrassed. Like, "Should I be seeing this?"

Now? I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS DONE TO CHRISTIAN EVERY NIGHT. While he's naked. Oh Gawd. I love the fact that Edge was one of the people holding him down. I also love all of the noises being made, and...*sigh* Excuse me. I need a moment.

If only. Because some of Matt's MySpace pictures literally make me squee with fangirly glee.


Matt's caption for this one read to the effect of: "A couple of guys...becoming partners and friends...on camera and off!" To which I say, "Yeah, you're partners all right." Just take Matt's dad out of the equation, and Matt has practically confirmed himself and MVP as a couple (and has effectively made me come in my pants). Aww, Matt, you even brought MVP home to meet your dad. HOW CUTE.


The caption for this picture said, "This man and I hold some of the biggest secrets in the WWE..." To which I say, "the fact that you're both homosexuals has not escaped us, Matthew." Matt + Edge = great couple and epic sexual tension, what with the Lita fiasco from years ago. Rawr. I guarantee you they had glorious make-up sex, though. Good Lord. (If nippa56 hadn't written those marvelous Matt/MVP fics, these two would so totally be my OTP.)

I'm really done for tonight. I'm going to dream about these three young guys having a delicious menage a trois! ::foams at the mouth::

Since last week I've sort of been ignoring the frenzy surrounding Michael Jackson's death because it never felt like it really happened. But I watched the memorial today and I can honestly say I've never cried over a celebrity's death until now. He was my musical obsession before I got into Metallica, and the superfan feelings came back full force. Man, he's not here anymore...

RIP Michael. :\

I jizzed all over the place while watching RAW last night. I love Ted DiBiase Sr. He brought back the douchey "Million Dollar Man" persona back full force and I was in heaven. And when Teddy Jr. was wrestling Randy Orton? EPIC SEXUAL TENSION. I need to find a video of Randy slithering around the ring because holy shit, that's hot. Rawr!

( Six Interests Meme )

NYAR HAR HAR HAR!

(I can't explain that little outburst. :\)

( On the dude front )

( Friends and food )

( Fan-whoring )

So how have you guys been?