Item the First: There isn't a damn thing that can beat a summer car ride with the windows down and "Paradise City" blaring through your speakers at a deafening volume. Period.

Item the Second: Didn't get to see Harry Potter 6 or what-the-fuck-ever it is. I figured since I haven't finished all of the books I should probably get through the series first. At least I'll have one more chance to redeem myself.

Item the Third: The crush I have on Matt Hardy fades just a tiny bit every day. I think it's because he's one of the stupidest bastards on the face of this earth, which is actually a good thing because now my older brother will have some company. There are times when I'm mortified to be a Hardy fan, but I'm still proud of it in some way.

Item the Fourth: I'm starting to get into the Cena/Orton fandom. God help us all...

Item the Fifth: I remember the first time I saw this segment back in 1999 (Christian being whipped by 'Taker for revealing the whereabouts of Ken's sister to Ken), and all I could do was sit there like a horny twit and be just a tad embarrassed. Like, "Should I be seeing this?"

Now? I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS DONE TO CHRISTIAN EVERY NIGHT. While he's naked. Oh Gawd. I love the fact that Edge was one of the people holding him down. I also love all of the noises being made, and...*sigh* Excuse me. I need a moment.