- 22:31 Just saw that chick from Twilight on TV...what a functionally retarded, pretentious douchebag. #
- 22:34 @megsly07 at least that Jacob dude is a delightful little homo. He made me giggle. <3 #
- 22:41 People are all, "he's dating Taylor Swift!" but he's totally her gay BFF! And you need to check out my awesome new Twitter background! #
- 22:42 @megsly07 that last message was for you. *facepalm* CONFOUND IT ALL. #
- 22:46 @megsly07 <33333 When would be a good sketti weekend? And holy shit, Numb3rs fic = motherfucking win. #
- 22:56 @megsly07 you busy-ass whore. OTAY! Then we can watch stoner movies and feel better about oursevles! #
- 23:03 twitpic.com/oykmt - This was the cute David Krumholtz/Clark look-alike from the Renn Faire. #
Well, I just experienced another breakup tonight. "Supernatural" is no longer my hot, shiny boyfriend. Sure, all was lovely for a while. But he quickly went from being my dream man into some greasy, fat bastard sitting in a trailer eating one of those Hungry Man frozen dinners. I dunno, I couldn't stay hooked on it like I did the X-Files. Ah, well. We tried. I'LL MISS YOU, WINCHESTERS. ♥
AND OF COURSE IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING CBS IS GOING TO CANCEL NUMBERS AND I'M A BIG FAT FAILURE TURTLE WHO GOT INTO A SHOW DURING WHAT COULD BE ITS LAST SEASON. AIEE!!!
(I know the above sentence isn't grammatically correct, but fuck it.)
( Fic-related bitching )
Wow, that cut was not well-thought-out and all over the place, but I don't care. I just spent my entire night reading some most awesome Numb3rs fic instead of watching RAW and I am duly ashamed. OFF TO BED WITH MEEEEEEEE!
AND OF COURSE IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING CBS IS GOING TO CANCEL NUMBERS AND I'M A BIG FAT FAILURE TURTLE WHO GOT INTO A SHOW DURING WHAT COULD BE ITS LAST SEASON. AIEE!!!
(I know the above sentence isn't grammatically correct, but fuck it.)
( Fic-related bitching )
Wow, that cut was not well-thought-out and all over the place, but I don't care. I just spent my entire night reading some most awesome Numb3rs fic instead of watching RAW and I am duly ashamed. OFF TO BED WITH MEEEEEEEE!
- Mood:
calm
- 16:08 Hackin' up a lung... :P #
So I went to the Renaissance Faire with Lola and Alston yesterday. We had a lot of fun and made loads of perverted jokes, as we are wont to do. When Lola gets her pictures up (and when I can force her to upload mine to Photobucket on her high-speed internets!) I'll post them. Suffice to say, the weather was beautiful, incense filled the air and there were a lot of hot people in costumes. ♥ There was this one short little guy who was the spitting image of David Krumholtz, but from another angle he looked like my friend Clark so I thought he was cute but kind of hated him at the same time. ~_^ Also, hot chicks with hot bodies on stilts = Ashley getting a phantom boner, for srs.
Also also? I bought a most righteous pirate hat. The color of the feathers and trim match some lingerie that I already own. HUZZAH!
However, I'm sick today. :P I don't know if something was going around or what, but I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. Been coughing too, but I'm not too worried about it since it's a not a dry cough. Eh, whatev. I'd rather be congested than be nauseous, so I'm currently sipping some nasty-ass TheraFlu and hoping whatever bug I've managed to catch goes away soon. D:
Also also? I bought a most righteous pirate hat. The color of the feathers and trim match some lingerie that I already own. HUZZAH!
However, I'm sick today. :P I don't know if something was going around or what, but I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. Been coughing too, but I'm not too worried about it since it's a not a dry cough. Eh, whatev. I'd rather be congested than be nauseous, so I'm currently sipping some nasty-ass TheraFlu and hoping whatever bug I've managed to catch goes away soon. D:
- Mood:
accomplished - Music:"Bleeding Me" - Metallica
- 08:09 Yay! Renaissance Faire today with Lola and Alston! :D #
Dear F-list,
While enjoying my three days of vacation I got into the habit of re-watching the same line-up of shows I used to watch when I was home sick from school ("In The Heat of the Night" FTW! Bubba Skinner is my babydaddy!) But apparently Mom is hip to what's new and got me watching reruns of a show called "Numb3rs". After watching an episode I realized I actually recognized one of the actors!
You guys, I had no idea that the guy who plays Charlie in "Numb3rs" is the same guy who played dorky-ass Michael in "Ten Things I Hate About You." That's one of the few teen movies I like! HOW IN THE HELL DID HE GO FROM HILARIOUS NERD INTO HOT MATHEMATICAL GENIUS?! Also, the shows is insane and, since I'm not the brightest crayon in the box, a little hard to follow at times, but math is freaking fascinating when it's presented this way (i.e., crime-solving). It's kind of hilarious because Mom totally has the hots for his older brother, Don, so now I have no reason to watch it alone. ♥
Y'all know I'm a total dork and have no idea of what's going on in the world. Therefore, I declare that you all suck at keeping me abreast of popular culture. Epic fail, my friends, epic fail. D:<
Love,
Ashley
Anyway, I turned in "An American Haunting" at Movie Gallery tonight (that movie sucked, guys - don't waste your time on it) and looked for "Numb3rs". Unfortunately for yours truly, they didn't carry that series, so I just signed up with Netflix. The first DVD from Season 1 should be arriving any day now. *rubs hands together evilly*
While enjoying my three days of vacation I got into the habit of re-watching the same line-up of shows I used to watch when I was home sick from school ("In The Heat of the Night" FTW! Bubba Skinner is my babydaddy!) But apparently Mom is hip to what's new and got me watching reruns of a show called "Numb3rs". After watching an episode I realized I actually recognized one of the actors!
You guys, I had no idea that the guy who plays Charlie in "Numb3rs" is the same guy who played dorky-ass Michael in "Ten Things I Hate About You." That's one of the few teen movies I like! HOW IN THE HELL DID HE GO FROM HILARIOUS NERD INTO HOT MATHEMATICAL GENIUS?! Also, the shows is insane and, since I'm not the brightest crayon in the box, a little hard to follow at times, but math is freaking fascinating when it's presented this way (i.e., crime-solving). It's kind of hilarious because Mom totally has the hots for his older brother, Don, so now I have no reason to watch it alone. ♥
Y'all know I'm a total dork and have no idea of what's going on in the world. Therefore, I declare that you all suck at keeping me abreast of popular culture. Epic fail, my friends, epic fail. D:<
Love,
Ashley
Anyway, I turned in "An American Haunting" at Movie Gallery tonight (that movie sucked, guys - don't waste your time on it) and looked for "Numb3rs". Unfortunately for yours truly, they didn't carry that series, so I just signed up with Netflix. The first DVD from Season 1 should be arriving any day now. *rubs hands together evilly*
- Music:"No One Knows" - QOTSA
- 18:32 Going back to work tomorrow...but I can only watch so many reruns until I go crazy! #
- 13:05 Quiet day at home. Someone entertain me! #

First off, happy birthday to my twin sister Emily (even though she doesn't read mah LJ). Also, a huge freaking happy birthday to
For everyone who offered comfort and/or hugs for my last post, thank you so much. What's happened in the past two weeks affected our whole county. I've put it under a cut so you don't have to read it if you don't want to.
( Read more... )
Last night was fun. The movie was okay in my estimation; its's one of those that doesn't really affect you when you watch it, but really messes with your head later when you're alone in your dark bedroom. ;-) Also, Emily and Montal called me so that we could exhchange "Happy Birthday!"s and so Montel could be retarded. Got the OMG BIRTHDAY PENCIL~! this morning during Sunday School. And I baked some apples and sweet potatoes with a honey and cider topping, so om nom nom.
AND NOW "WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE IS PLAYING. I miss GnR fics, guys.
- Mood:
calm
I've been absent from LJ for a few days (aside from Twitter updates). I'll explain why later. Can't do it now because it still makes me cry just to think about it.
Well, it's Halloween. Not dressing up tonight, but Ashley W., Amanda, Joey, Brett and I are going out to eat and then watching "Paranormal Activity" for my birthday. So that should be fun. Also bought myself a new winter coat - I've not had a proper once since I graduated from high school, which is what...five years? So yeah, it's a disgusting bright pink color and I love it.
Anyway, yeah. I'll try to be back to normal at some point.
Well, it's Halloween. Not dressing up tonight, but Ashley W., Amanda, Joey, Brett and I are going out to eat and then watching "Paranormal Activity" for my birthday. So that should be fun. Also bought myself a new winter coat - I've not had a proper once since I graduated from high school, which is what...five years? So yeah, it's a disgusting bright pink color and I love it.
Anyway, yeah. I'll try to be back to normal at some point.
- Mood:
sad
- 08:23 Another day in purgatory...but it's Friday! #
- 20:36 The new "Peanuts" cartoons suck! #
- 22:22 WHEEE! MY KOFI IS ALL AGGRESSIVE! OMGOMGOMG. #
I can't believe that I forgot to tell you guys this - there's a new guy at work named Travis. I'd seen him training with Jared because he's going to be a credit analyst, but the only thing that I really took notice of is the fact that he looks just like Scott Weiland during the early days of Velvet Revolver. Heroin chic, baby. ~_^
Anyway, on Thursday I went into the kitchen to retrieve the bowl I'd brought my lunch in and Travis was at the sink watering one his bamboo plant. We both said "hi" and I jokingly asked if he'd given his plant a name, and he said no but he was open to suggestions. I told him that he should name it Obadiah and he started laughing and said, "That's a great name, but I'm not Amish!" I told him that I meant Obadiah Stane from Iron Man and he was all, "OMG, that's awesome! What other comics do you read?" We talked a little bit about comics and other geek stuff, but we were both headed out the door to go home. Anyway, the next day he said "Good morning!" and we had lunch together. I HAVE A NEW DORKY BUDDY AND I AM THRILLED! ^_________^
Anyway, on Thursday I went into the kitchen to retrieve the bowl I'd brought my lunch in and Travis was at the sink watering one his bamboo plant. We both said "hi" and I jokingly asked if he'd given his plant a name, and he said no but he was open to suggestions. I told him that he should name it Obadiah and he started laughing and said, "That's a great name, but I'm not Amish!" I told him that I meant Obadiah Stane from Iron Man and he was all, "OMG, that's awesome! What other comics do you read?" We talked a little bit about comics and other geek stuff, but we were both headed out the door to go home. Anyway, the next day he said "Good morning!" and we had lunch together. I HAVE A NEW DORKY BUDDY AND I AM THRILLED! ^_________^
- Mood:
accomplished
- 08:33 I need someone to go see "Paranormal Activity" with me! #
- 12:24 The inside of my car is clean! Now I need someone to wash the filthy outside! #
Apparently I suck and didn't do my laundry last weekend, so I'm washing two huge piles tonight. WINRAR!
Aside from that, however, today wasn't bad at all. I spent most of it lazing around in my pajamas and watching reruns of "America's Next Top Model" and then starting the Tennessee vs. Alabama game. Tennessee lost, as we are wont to do. *sigh* What can I say? The Crimson Tide has a pretty good team this year. Also, the leaves are so pretty, you guys. I just have to look out of my back door and I'm greeted with a mural of reds, yellows, oranges and greens. I ♥ autumn.
Last but not least, I had Caribbean food tonight! It was so good! Curried venison, something made out of yams and coconut milk, a shrimp and rice dish...man, the list goes on. Lots of curry, which is A-okay with yours truly. \o/ Our guests were a couple who live on the island of Antigua as missionaries and they're trying to raise money and support to go back and continue their work. They're also trying to put together a team to go there next summer, and I'd love to go! So the whole evening was a lot of fun - people sharing stories, food, and working towards a common goal. Awww.
Aside from that, however, today wasn't bad at all. I spent most of it lazing around in my pajamas and watching reruns of "America's Next Top Model" and then starting the Tennessee vs. Alabama game. Tennessee lost, as we are wont to do. *sigh* What can I say? The Crimson Tide has a pretty good team this year. Also, the leaves are so pretty, you guys. I just have to look out of my back door and I'm greeted with a mural of reds, yellows, oranges and greens. I ♥ autumn.
Last but not least, I had Caribbean food tonight! It was so good! Curried venison, something made out of yams and coconut milk, a shrimp and rice dish...man, the list goes on. Lots of curry, which is A-okay with yours truly. \o/ Our guests were a couple who live on the island of Antigua as missionaries and they're trying to raise money and support to go back and continue their work. They're also trying to put together a team to go there next summer, and I'd love to go! So the whole evening was a lot of fun - people sharing stories, food, and working towards a common goal. Awww.
- Mood:
chipper
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- 17:29 @isilrandir Brock Lesnar is a big fat failure turtle. #
I live for corny jokes, so I always laugh. What a stupid question.
I'm going in to work late today because I have to take Voldemort to the vet's office for shots. He has to stay inside all morning, which he absolutely hates! Right now he's doing his best to make me feel like the WORST. MOM. EVER.
I daresay it's working. :(
- Mood:
anxious
Holy crap, you guys - this PMS-fueled eating rampage I'm on has to stop! I've done quite well (at least I think so, anyway) on trying to slow down the inevitable diabetes with a healthy diet and exercise, but it's like the hormones hit and I eat all sorts of weird shit. D:
( RAW was pretty epic last night... )
Also, I'm digging Jeff Hardy's new haircut, lack of stupid facial hair, new tattoo and wedding band. Maybe he's trying to make himself less "pretty" to all of the big burly men in prison? ;-) (I'm never going to let this one go, folks.) Seriously, though, I'm all for the clean-cut look right now. I've spent years and years lusting over tatted-up, greasy people and frankly, my sex drive needs a break. So. Jeff, you're cute. <3
WTF, estrogen? When did I turn into everyone's mother? :P
With that I go to bed! GOOD NIGHT!
( RAW was pretty epic last night... )
Also, I'm digging Jeff Hardy's new haircut, lack of stupid facial hair, new tattoo and wedding band. Maybe he's trying to make himself less "pretty" to all of the big burly men in prison? ;-) (I'm never going to let this one go, folks.) Seriously, though, I'm all for the clean-cut look right now. I've spent years and years lusting over tatted-up, greasy people and frankly, my sex drive needs a break. So. Jeff, you're cute. <3
WTF, estrogen? When did I turn into everyone's mother? :P
With that I go to bed! GOOD NIGHT!
- Mood:
cheerful
